Fuck

I'm Miranda...
I'm in a constant stage of getting older...
That scares me
I have what I would call an elevated sense of humor
Don't ask me what that means..
I just made that shit up or something...
Let me inform you that i almost fuckin died underneath this man. This fucker is gonna “crowd jump” right on top of my damn head and crush me underneath his body….bitches was getting crazy and trying to molest him and all i could do was attempt to get up before they stampeded my ass…Im not even joking when i say i was literally scared for my life! ahahaha Luckily some guy saved my life and if it hadn’t been for my afro im sure i would have suffered head trauma…He’s the lead singer from Every Avenue and some people would say that dying underneath his ass wouldnt be a bad way to die lmao….i beg to differ cuz shit got real. ;)

Let me inform you that i almost fuckin died underneath this man. This fucker is gonna “crowd jump” right on top of my damn head and crush me underneath his body….bitches was getting crazy and trying to molest him and all i could do was attempt to get up before they stampeded my ass…Im not even joking when i say i was literally scared for my life! ahahaha Luckily some guy saved my life and if it hadn’t been for my afro im sure i would have suffered head trauma…He’s the lead singer from Every Avenue and some people would say that dying underneath his ass wouldnt be a bad way to die lmao….i beg to differ cuz shit got real. ;)

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